"The wealth of the wise is their crown, but the folly of fools yields folly." Proverbs 14:24
The looks on New Yorker's faces this morning on the uptown B Train had to be the most depressing, dismal, defeating expressions I've witnessed to date. Good thing the freak show, also known as the Gubernatorial Debate is in town to light up their gloom.
Jimmy McMillan- Rent is too Damn High Party. Agrees with Sinatra, if you can make it here, you can indeed make it anywhere and in reference to gay marriage..."You can marry a shoe." Retired Postal Worker and promises to create 3.6 million jobs. Uh?
Cue the 3 ring circus....
Carl Paladino- Republican. Possible mobster. All else unclear other than he is bringing a "baseball bat" to Albany. Does NOT and I repeat does not want his children at a gay pride parade. Thinks people call him crazy cause his plan "scares to death." Has most certainly lost the Jew vote.
Andrew Cuomo- Democrat. Successful AG. Crooked as a country mile?
Endorsed by the conservative New York Post. Golden Son. Leans hard left. Yankee Fan.
Charles Barron- Freedom Party. Could be a Russell Simmons impersonator. "Asking Cuomo and Paladino to put an end to corruption is like asking the arsonist to put out the fires." He's a Black Panther.
Howie Hawkins-Green Party. Teamsters. Moderate Belly. This is his 17th time running for office.
Kristen Davis- Anti Prohibition Party. Includes weed, prostitution, and plastic surgery. Eliot Spitzer rumored to be an adoring fan.
Warren Redlich-Libertarian Party. Known Foodie. Favors heroin versus methadone to addicts. Obviously a purist.
Didn't our New York sweetheart, Barbara Streisand sing a song about this....?
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