The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty. Proverbs 21:5
Sure signs 20th Century Fox is not feeling the effects of the recession...
1. Obtained movie rights for the 1938 children's book, Mr Popper Penguins by Richard and Florence Atwater.
2. Casted Jim Carey as the lead.
3 Built huge winter scene with arctic temperatures at Steiner Studios in Brooklyn.
4. Imported surly penguins and their trainers.
5. Brought in Visual Effects to computer generate additional dancing penguins.
6. Employed Teamsters to drive luxury 15 passenger vans to and fro from subway station on the hour.
7. Fitted one of many actresses (me) in floor length designer gowns, furs, and diamonds before deciding on the royal purple Ralph Lauren silk number with 4 inch Christian Louboutin heels.
8. Rented the Guggenheim for three consecutive days for one Gala scene in the middle of holiday season.
9. Hired Non Union and paid Union Wages.
10. Served full size candy bars and Gruyere grilled cheese at Craft Services.
Now, who needs tax credits??
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